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Our thumbs are basically numb from texting back and forth 24/7 about everything we love (AND HATE) that's happening on our televisions, iPads, and eye glasses (hi, we think we're funny) and we thought WHY NOT SHARE THIS JOY WITH THE WORLD?!  

IYANLA FIX MY LIFE: GIF COUNTDOWN TO SATURDAY'S PREMIERE

I WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF IYANLA, YA'LL!

If you don't have Iyanla in your life yet, GIRL, you are missing out. Iyanla Vanzant is a soldier in the Army of Oprah. She is a self-help guru, a motivational speaker, a queen of fashion and REAL TALK, and her mission is to FIX YOUR LIFE. Are you a co-dependent? Did you win the lottery and your life still looks like shit? Did you get butt implants that are too big? Are you a middling member of Boyz II Men and you're depressed? IYANLA'S GOT THIS.

#FixMyLife returns this Saturday at 9/8c on OWN. Check out this amazing gif countdown to GET PSYCHED! (<-- see what I did there?) 

No one has ever said this with as much love as Iyanla. Also, look at that red French manicure realness! Queen!

No one has ever said this with as much love as Iyanla. Also, look at that red French manicure realness! Queen!

Not since Shakespeare has someone wordsmithed a phrase better than this. Penis!

Not since Shakespeare has someone wordsmithed a phrase better than this. Penis!

Don't try to obfuscate to Iyanla, ya'll! A THING IS A THING!

Don't try to obfuscate to Iyanla, ya'll! A THING IS A THING!

Correct.

Correct.

Didn't know what it was, but now GUTTERSNIPE is my new fav word. Thanks, Iyanla!

Didn't know what it was, but now GUTTERSNIPE is my new fav word. Thanks, Iyanla!

From now on this is what I say to everyone. Nordstrom's Rack Sales Person, you are OUT. OF. ORDER.

From now on this is what I say to everyone. Nordstrom's Rack Sales Person, you are OUT. OF. ORDER.

...wait for it...NOT ON MY WATCH!

...wait for it...NOT ON MY WATCH!

I'm single because I've watched too much Iyanla and can spot Crazy Makin' Behavior (CMB) a mile away. Thanks, Iyanla!

I'm single because I've watched too much Iyanla and can spot Crazy Makin' Behavior (CMB) a mile away. Thanks, Iyanla!

Also why I'm single.

Also why I'm single.

This reminds me of some PT I did for my lower back where the therapist just had me doing kegels constantly. 

This reminds me of some PT I did for my lower back where the therapist just had me doing kegels constantly. 

Not right now! But I'll drink some wine and see you Saturday, girl!

Not right now! But I'll drink some wine and see you Saturday, girl!

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GTFOH, TROY! AND TAKE THAT DAMN BABY WITH YOU

GTFOH, TROY! AND TAKE THAT DAMN BABY WITH YOU